1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,689 When I say “the United States Navy,” what do you think of? 2 00:00:03,689 --> 00:00:04,689 Boats? 3 00:00:04,689 --> 00:00:05,689 Little outfits? 4 00:00:05,689 --> 00:00:06,990 The military-industrial complex? 5 00:00:06,990 --> 00:00:10,300 What about a 53,000 acre forest in Indiana? 6 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:14,630 Well, start thinking about it, because it exists, and it’s here, at the world’s 7 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:18,199 third largest naval installation: Naval Support Activity Crane. 8 00:00:18,199 --> 00:00:22,670 It’s there so that the barnacle boys can do repairs on exactly one boat, conveniently 9 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,440 located here, in nearby Boston. 10 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:28,359 And if you’re wondering on what planet the Navy managing a whole forest to repair exactly 11 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:31,320 one boat is the best solution to anything, all aboard! 12 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,880 We’re setting sail on a pithy but effective explanation. 13 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:40,220 The exactly one boat in question is this one: the USS Constitution, currently afloat here. 14 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:45,620 She was launched into Boston Harbor at 12:15pm on October 21st, 1797, making her both the 15 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:49,649 oldest still-floating, still-commissioned naval ship in the world… and a Libra. 16 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:54,930 She’s also a strong-willed, work-oriented Capricorn Rising, making her a huge asset 17 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:59,500 to the young US Navy—winning a decisive battle against the HMS Guerriere during the 18 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,950 War of 1812. 19 00:01:00,950 --> 00:01:05,830 The story goes that the Constitution’s 22-inch-wide hull was so strong that the British cannonballs 20 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:10,760 just bounced off the sides, prompting someone very clever to yell “Huzzah, her sides are 21 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,760 made of iron!” 22 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,970 Which landed her the nickname “Old Ironsides,” even though huzzah, her sides are not made 23 00:01:15,970 --> 00:01:18,080 of iron, they’re made of white oak. 24 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:23,840 And Old Ironsides is really old—225 years, though she doesn’t look it. 25 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,729 That’s because she gets frequent repairs and replacement parts, including new white 26 00:01:27,729 --> 00:01:28,869 oak planks for her sides. 27 00:01:28,869 --> 00:01:33,630 But during a restoration in 1973, they got worried, because there wasn’t much white 28 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:34,630 oak left. 29 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:38,659 And you can’t just sub some other wood because white oak is, on a cellular level, better 30 00:01:38,659 --> 00:01:41,530 than just about any other at making boaty floaty. 31 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:44,710 To understand why, we’re going to tree school. 32 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:46,829 No, not preschool, tree school. 33 00:01:46,829 --> 00:01:47,829 Thank you. 34 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:49,790 Welcome to tree school, this is a tree. 35 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:54,000 In the trunk of this tree, there are two types of wood: sapwood and heartwood. 36 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,560 If a tree’s alive, the sapwood is alive. 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,510 It sends water and nutrients up and down through little hollow tubes like this one, which is 38 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:06,520 called a “xylem:” a five-letter word worth a near-miraculous seventeen points in Scrabble. 39 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:11,080 Each year, a fresh new ring grows on the outer edge of the sapwood, and the innermost sapwood 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,510 ring retires into the heartwood to die. 41 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:15,950 Put another way, the heartwood is a tree’s Florida. 42 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:20,580 In many trees, including red oak, when a ring turns into heartwood it gets pretty susceptible 43 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:25,010 to fungus or bacteria or whatever wants to crawl up through the xylems and wreak havoc. 44 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:27,120 But it’s a different story in white oak. 45 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:31,900 When a ring of white oak sapwood turns into heartwood, it develops things called tyloses, 46 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,849 basically teeny-weeny corks that plug up the xylems. 47 00:02:34,849 --> 00:02:39,810 Whether the tree is standing or the wood’s in boat mode, these tyloses provide rot resistance—stopping 48 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:44,140 nefarious things from crawling through the xylem to infect the wood—and also watertightness, 49 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:47,270 as they stop water from leaking through these naturally-occurring pores. 50 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:49,900 So obviously, this wood is good for boat stuff. 51 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:54,050 It’s also used for wine barrels, bourbon barrels, railroad ties… basically anywhere 52 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:57,640 you don’t want your wood to rot and/or for liquids to pass through. 53 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:02,110 But it also grows extremely slowly versus red oaks and other comparable woods: you can 54 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:07,060 harvest a red oak when it’s about 80 to 100 years old, but white oaks tend to go until 55 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:08,140 150 to 200. 56 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:13,131 So by the time they were doing that USS Constitution Restoration in ‘73, the country’s old 57 00:03:13,131 --> 00:03:16,760 growth white oak supply was pretty low, and not coming back quickly. 58 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,630 That’s the “exactly one boat” half of things, but how did the US Navy come to maintain 59 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:24,700 an entire forest in the first place—let alone to repair exactly one boat? 60 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,580 And why is it in Indiana? 61 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:30,870 After all, the only waterborne threat to Indiana is wayward Chicagoans whose architecture cruise 62 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:33,660 took a wrong turn, and you don’t need the Navy to deal with them. 63 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:37,690 Well, as it turns out, the Navy bought this land to store munitions during World War II 64 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:41,390 on the assumption that if anyone dropped a bomb on the US, it would probably not be in 65 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:44,909 the middle of Indiana, an F-tier state that isn’t even worth the bomb it would take 66 00:03:44,909 --> 00:03:45,909 to destroy it. 67 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:49,770 But the land didn’t take well to being built on, and after a lot of erosion, the Navy hired 68 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:52,959 a forester to reforest and take care of it in the fifties. 69 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:57,700 Over time, one forester in Crane became a whole forestry and natural resources program 70 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:01,540 that had the Navy managing trees et cetera in several timber forests. 71 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:05,840 And of these, Crane became the most profitable and sustainable, so you can put that up on 72 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,110 the list of “worthwhile things about Indiana.” 73 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:10,019 So back to the USS Constitution. 74 00:04:10,019 --> 00:04:14,690 Seeing the lack of old growth white oak supply during the 1973 restoration, Navy Captain 75 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:18,570 Vernon P. Klemm—whose name was my favorite in this story until I realized these pictures 76 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:22,470 were taken by a guy named Bill Couch—suggested that the Navy should start growing their own 77 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,260 white oak to supply future Constitution repairs. 78 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:30,670 And in 1976, they designated 150 trees across their very successful forest in Crane to be 79 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:34,970 grown, maintained, and harvested to repair the USS Constitution. 80 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:40,050 So now, when it’s replace-the-planks-o’clock at Charlestown Navy Yard, three civilian foresters 81 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:43,710 at Naval Support Activity Crane handpick which trees get harvested. 82 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:48,540 In 2012, ahead of a restoration that would go from 2015 to 2017, those three examined 83 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:53,020 seventy of the 150 trees and selected 35 that were ready for plankage. 84 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:57,920 They cut them down between February 20th and 21st of 2014, because during other parts of 85 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:02,460 the year, the endangered Indiana Bat lives in Crane’s white oaks and you can’t bother 86 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:03,460 it. 87 00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:06,970 They stored and dried out the wood in Crane before shipping it out to Boston to get boaty, 88 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:10,910 and continued looking after the rest of the forest ecosystem after to make sure they’ll 89 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,272 have healthy white oaks ready next time they’re needed. 90 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:17,860 And that’s how the Navy manages an entire forest to repair exactly one boat. 91 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,889 It’s not the most conventional use of military funds, sure… 92 00:05:20,889 --> 00:05:24,449 I mean, “forestry to extend the life of a mostly-ceremonial boat” isn’t the number 93 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,400 one thing I assumed the US military did. 94 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:30,900 But of the things the US military does, it’s actually one of the most palatable. 95 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,080 So float on, Old Ironsides! 96 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,199 Huzzah! 97 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:37,070 You know what else is palatable? 98 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:41,280 Home-brewed coffee, thanks to this video’s sponsor: Trade Coffee. 99 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:44,150 Before I met Trade, my home coffees were anything but palatable. 100 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:46,600 At worst, they were bitter and watery. 101 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,500 At best, they were boring… which is why for the longest time, I would shell out at 102 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:54,130 least seven dollars a day to get my morning caffeine fix from a coffee shop. 103 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:58,250 But those days are gone, because Trade sends me always-delicious, never-boring bags of 104 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:02,290 coffee to brew at home from some of the best indie roasters in the country. 105 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:06,389 But they’re not just a delivery service, they’re also curators—pulling together 106 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:10,889 a diverse array of roasts and algorithmically matching you with your perfect one. 107 00:06:10,889 --> 00:06:15,349 Or you can just do what I do and order whatever has a fun name, like Funky Chicken from Floyd, 108 00:06:15,349 --> 00:06:16,349 Virginia. 109 00:06:16,349 --> 00:06:17,590 Did it taste funky or like chicken? 110 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:18,590 No! 111 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:21,270 Did it taste fresh and sweet with just a slight acidic bite? 112 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:22,270 You bet. 113 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:25,830 You can actually try it for yourself, because right now, Trade is offering HAI viewers a 114 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:29,800 free bag of coffee with any subscription if you sign up at drinktrade.com/HAI. 115 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,389 So what are you waiting for? 116 00:06:32,389 --> 00:06:37,180 Upgrade your morning routine with better coffee—you’ll be supporting HAI when you do, so thanks in 117 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:37,479 advance.