1 00:00:00,570 --> 00:00:05,490 Hello and welcome to the newest episode of YouTube’s favorite game show: How! 2 00:00:05,490 --> 00:00:06,490 Many! 3 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:07,490 Words! 4 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:08,490 Will! 5 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:09,490 Sam! 6 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:10,490 Mispronounce!! 7 00:00:10,490 --> 00:00:17,240 Today: one narrator, 33 Japanese words, and thousands of commenters just waiting to pounce. 8 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,710 Let’s get started. 9 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,430 So, this is Japan. 10 00:00:20,430 --> 00:00:22,009 And this is Tokyo. 11 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:27,960 And this is also Tokyo, which is kind of odd because this and this are about this far apart. 12 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,820 This is kind of odd, of course, because as you may know from living in a place, places 13 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:36,149 are typically in one general place, and not several very far apart places. 14 00:00:36,149 --> 00:00:37,840 So, what’s going on here? 15 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:43,590 Well, in order to understand why Tokyo includes islands 700 miles or 1,200 kilometers away, 16 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:47,010 you first have to understand the Japanese prefecture system. 17 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:51,350 Not to go all History of Japan on you, but back a long time ago, Japan was divided into 18 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:55,260 a ton of what were called hans, essentially fiefdoms that were the property of feudal 19 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,890 samurai lords called daimyo. 20 00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:01,600 But then in 1871 the Meiji government was all like “hey, you know how everything is 21 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,350 run by super-cool warlord samurais? 22 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:06,880 Well, what if instead it was run by lame weak nerds?” 23 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:12,240 So, they switched over to what we call the prefecture system, splitting Japan into 47 24 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,590 regions that serve as the first level of administrative division. 25 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:20,061 Now, one interesting thing about the prefecture system is that Japanese people don’t call 26 00:01:20,061 --> 00:01:21,070 it the prefecture system. 27 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:24,490 And I know what you’re thinking: “Well yeah, obviously they don’t call it the prefecture 28 00:01:24,490 --> 00:01:26,650 system; they don’t call the country Japan, either. 29 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,020 They speak another language, idiot.” 30 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:32,720 But while I may be an idiot, that’s actually not the point I’m making; Japan doesn’t 31 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,689 call them prefectures because they don’t exactly have a word for prefectures. 32 00:01:36,689 --> 00:01:39,060 Instead, they have four words for them. 33 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:45,060 Of the 47 prefectures, 43 are ken, “prefectures proper,” two are fu, “urban prefectures,” 34 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:50,110 one is do, a “circuit prefecture,” and one is to, a “metropolis,” which is Tokyo. 35 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:54,619 This system is sometimes collectively referred to as the todofuken system, because, you know, 36 00:01:54,619 --> 00:01:56,340 to, do, fu, and ken. 37 00:01:56,340 --> 00:02:00,799 It’s some top-grade lazy naming; it would be like if Americans called the federal government 38 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:05,549 SupremeCourtCongressJoeBiden or named a band Crosby Stills Nash and Young. 39 00:02:05,549 --> 00:02:10,150 Prefectures are further split up into municipalities, which also come in four forms: cho, which 40 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:15,150 means towns; mura, villages; shi, cities; and ku, the special wards of Tokyo, which 41 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:17,690 formerly made up Tokyo City. 42 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:21,711 Prefectures and municipalities have extremely similar governing structures: prefectures 43 00:02:21,711 --> 00:02:26,160 have a governor, municipalities have a mayor, and both have councils, all of whom are directly 44 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,940 elected to a four year term. 45 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:32,630 There’s not a real formal delineation of powers between the prefectures and municipalities––they 46 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:36,640 kind of share most responsibilities––but together, they run essentially all elements 47 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:41,890 of domestic life in Japan apart from diplomacy, national security, and trials: schools, police 48 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:44,590 forces, roads, weird little mascots, et cetera. 49 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:49,430 In fact, local government accounts for 70% of government spending in Japan, while the 50 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:53,900 remaining 30% goes to defending the island from its legendary, monstrous enemy: white 51 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,360 guys who are way too into anime. 52 00:02:55,360 --> 00:03:00,630 So now let’s do what Half as Interesting does best and talk about some tiny islands. 53 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:03,190 These are the Bonin, or Ogasawara Islands. 54 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:08,180 They consist of all these islands, but the only inhabited ones are these ones: Chichijima 55 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:09,330 and Hahajima. 56 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:14,820 They were first visited by Europeans in 1543, then visited by the Japanese in 1670, then 57 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:20,150 claimed by the Brits in 1827, then claimed by the Japanese in 1862, but then the Japanese 58 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:24,060 gave up on that a year later, but then twelve years later they gave up on giving up and 59 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:27,480 claimed them again, and put settlers on them and told all the European and American settlers 60 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,120 who were already there that they were Japanese now, creating the world’s first weeaboos. 61 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:36,130 And these are the Izu Islands, commonly called the Seven Islands of Izu, because of course, 62 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:39,090 there are seventeen islands and nine of them are inhabited. 63 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:43,490 The Izu are basically Australia but smaller: the Japanese used them as convict settlements 64 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:47,620 until about the middle of the Edo period, and now they’re a popular tourist destination 65 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:51,530 thanks to their scenic beauty, ecological diversity, and propensity to try and murder 66 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,530 you. 67 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:56,160 So basically, here’s the deal: Japan has all these islands, and they’ve got to administer 68 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,320 them somehow, but they don’t want to make them their own prefecture, because only a 69 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,900 handful of people live there. 70 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:04,980 So they became part of Tokyo’s prefecture, Tokyo Metropolis, because, well, Tokyo has 71 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:08,270 a lot of money, it’s the capital, it’s on the water, and it has a major port for 72 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:10,520 travel between the mainland and the islands. 73 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:15,600 In fact, the only way to visit the Ogasawara islands is a weekly 24-hour ferry ride from 74 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,600 Tokyo. 75 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,930 Ultimately, the key to understanding why Tokyo includes these far-off islands is despite 76 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:24,610 the fact that most foreigners think of Tokyo as a city, the same way we’d think of London 77 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:28,690 or Chicago or Flavortown, it’s not a city––it’s a prefecture. 78 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:33,820 Because the islands are so far away, Tokyo has actually categorized them into four subprefectures, 79 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:38,570 a relatively unusual form of sub-government in Japan that includes regional offices to 80 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,130 help add more structure on top of municipalities. 81 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:45,570 The Izu islands are divided into the Oshima subprefecture, the Miyake subprefecture, and 82 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:50,340 the Hacijo subprefecture, and the Ogasawara Islands are all one subprefecture: the Ogasawara 83 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:54,400 Islands, and a handful of further-out islands that historically weren’t considered part 84 00:04:54,400 --> 00:05:00,510 of the Ogasawara islands, the Volcano Islands, Nishinoshima, Minamitorishima, and Okinotorishima, 85 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:04,180 which are maybe islands or maybe a cold-hearted ploy at expanding Japan’s EEZ. 86 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:08,130 It’s actually a fascinating story––if only someone had made an easily digestible, 87 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:11,440 well-researched, humor-filled video on that topic… oh wait someone did. 88 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,140 This system can lead to some weird consequences, though. 89 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:19,320 For example, Tokyo’s population density is technically listed as 6,363 people per 90 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,710 square kilometer, but that number 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